Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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