Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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