I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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