Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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