he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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