i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Do vagina's smell?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
