He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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