Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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