Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Randomize
