Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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