so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i came on her dog
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Randomize
