My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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