did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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