The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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