did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think my vagina is haunted
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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