Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
