just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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