The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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