So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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