There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It's official drugs can't kill me
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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