Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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