Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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