Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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