i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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