You're so nebulous sometimes
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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