yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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