i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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