i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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