you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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