I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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