If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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