So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You made out with two different species that night
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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