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dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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