I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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