I'm drive I can fine osifer
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
