We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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