I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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