We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
be right there i have to get my cape
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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