I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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