Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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