he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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