I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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