i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize
