I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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