Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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