still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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