i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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