YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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