Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
there was a trapeze. enough said
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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