i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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