Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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