I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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