somebody snuck up and got me drunk
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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